Follows the tune of "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe":
There was an old woman who lived with a ghost,
She had so many wants, she didn’t do most
So she gave it some love without any touch,
Then exorcised it quickly and didn’t cry much.
Follows the tune of "Twinkle, twinkle, little star":
Fickle, fickle, guarded heart,
How you think you’re oh so smart,
Hidden deeply on the sly,
Missing chances by and by.
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